By Savannah |
Comics of Love Proof & Explanations Guest Book Contact & Misc. |
WEBMONSTER RANTINGS: (newest rantings will be at the top) Ha ha this has got to be one of my favorite webmonsters. This guy gets some idea in his head about making a Dragonball Z game, I have no idea how he intends to have a game like this made. But he gets all excited about this 'game' idea, and says we should make this great game. So he sends me like five emails, one after another, within minutes of each other, with all these ideas about the 'game'. But then at the end, he goes, "don't copy my idea, but please make the game". What?? "You should make a game just like your movies and graphics and have ever person in to Dragon ball to dragon ball Gt characters and have hidden characters like. Af people too only about five to be the least.And have inappropriate contact with they following people. chichi and goku wife husbands main characters in the story like videl and gohan. 18 and krillin. And the last person is the is the game is the 7 shadow dragons in the game all of them.And can play as chi chi and bulma and 18 when her baby is born. please send back please send back please" "oh yeah and make the really really really hard these following Android 8,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21super Android 13 and 17 other level or saga till it seem like they cheat but they don't at all just super hard" "oh yeah and in the dragon ball saga it going to have commander red, Assistant black, General blue, general white, General copper, captain violet, captain sliver,android 8,monster buyon, sergeant purple, mercenary tao, sergeant metallic, hasky " "please send back ASAP an please don't take my idea just make the game. and also in the game they can make the kamahma blast and or other blasts can you problem write my name in this know game hiw thought of it " I think this girl told me her age at the end so I might go easy on her? Well, yeah that's not quite the way I am, that just gives me more ammo in my reply to her. "Oh you poor thing, you are only 15, I will not be mean back to you then"? I think not...In my response, I'd mentioned that hopefully she will get some Proactiv for Christmas, and maybe then she will be a less hateful little 15 year old (she sent this to me on Christmas Eve). Ha ha, she wrote back and goes, "What does that Proactiv part you said mean?". I was feeling jolly I guess, so I did not elaborate any further to her what my intentions were in mentioning Proactiv, and even told her Merry Christmas (I think it made her feel guilty as she did not write back after that). "Errrrr!!! Don't you people have any shame? I mean how could you go through your miserable lives knowing you made this web site. And me I know you guys said that there is a fine line between joking and not-joking but ya'll have crossed that line. HOW DARE YOU!!! Saying that my precious Vegeta is gay. He is SO NOT GAY!!! I have been in love with vegeta for at least 7 years. I ever make up little day dreams in my head of me and him being together. You guys are discusting (edited) (edited) (edited) (edited)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.- For your information this is all coming of the heart of 15 teen year old girl." This guy and the one below it are so similar, in that they both try to back up their opinions with 'facts', like it's a really important argument they're being graded on or something. This guy acts like he has a PHD in Saiyinology. And the moron sent it to me from his work email, it included his direct phone number and fax number, but, being the nice lady that I am, I did not take advantage of that potentially fun information. "Good morning, Just so you know, I am a rather rabid fan of DBZ myself, but it is just a cartoon still. One question, why would you want to picture Son Gokou or Vejiita having the hots for one another? I'm not here to spit bile or venom, but the thought of that alone is rather repulsive. Also, Gokou married Chi Chi, before Dragonball Z began. Before he and Chi Chi ever had Gohan... That's well before the Android Saga, and Well before he even met Vejiita. Also, the reason Vejiita never married Bulma is because she is his 'mate.' Saiyajin don't get married... They mate once, and for life, or until their partner dies... And Vejiita would probably try to destroy the universe if Bulma died and Goku wasn't around to stop him..." God this person is SUCH a nerd, I mean, he's like the king of nerds. He gave me a link to some dictionary website, and spent all this time writing a big long email about how he thinks my website is not funny and like, explaining himself and everything, like on an English paper for school. Let me tell you, if I hated someone's website, I would get away from it as quickly as I could, not spend like 45 minutes writing some super-dorky-trying-to-sound-more-educated-than-me email (I cut out some parts of the email because it was too long and boring to put all of it here). God, if you feel 'uncomfortable' with this site's theme, just leave me alone! Don't look at it! Don't waste your time getting older and aging as you type some stupid email to me saying how displeased you are about something. If anything, it will make me HAPPY that my site made you UNHAPPY. "To Whom it May Concern, I realize you intend for your site to be a joke, but one thing confuses me, if it's a joke----why is it in no way funny? Yourdictionary.com defines "joke" as- 1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. 2. A mischievous trick; a prank. Using this as a guide, I can't make one connection between your site, and any off-shoot of the definition. Perhaps the first part "Something said or done TO envoke..." As I'm sure you might've thought it was funny if you huffed paint fumes or something, but really, it's just plain lame. I suppose the fourth definition may also fit "Something not to be taken seriously." While that's an informal use, and thusly should not be used when referring to a public, formal page, whatever, it's clear whoever is at the center of this universe of crap, was not thinking clearly. If your site was made any stupider, there exists a potential that it could be genius on a level most people just don't get, but alas, it's just stupid. There's my opinion, it's also correct, the only correct opinion out there." I know this person is mad at me, but I don't care, I just LOVE it, and it's cute little mad face they used. "I am the imfamous Nappas daughter and well...HE IS NOT GAY! as you depict him. I mean how could you? Thats my dad for cryin out loud!!!! Plz feel free to E-mail me at nappasdaughter@yahoo.com Thanx" Now this guy really pulls at my smartness strings. It's all messed up. He knows how to spell words like "Saiyan" and "Vegeta", but he can't spell words like "guestbook" and "biggest". That's not right, his mama ought to smack him for his priorities being so out of whack. He posted twice in my guestbook, saying how much he doesn't like the site. But....I can't really blame him for his dumbness, maybe he can't read where I write that the content on my site is a joke and made up. These insults are coming from someone that has a "Harry Potter meets DBZ" section on his site... "VEGETA ISN"T GAY!! I CAN PROVE THAT ALL OF THE SHIT THAT'S ON THIS FUCKIN SITE IN WRONG!! YOU SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR BEING SO CRUEL TO THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS!!!!!!" "WHY DID YOU MAKE ALL OF THESE HORABLE PICTURES!!! VEGETA IS NOT GAY OR A GIRL" Wow, wow what a fruitcake. This lady signs my guestbook again and again, I'm sure it's all her. Nonetheless, it is kind of disturbing, especially as it progresses, and her emails keep changing...I hope no one is really "in trouble" like the crazy lady said. I almost think it's the same person that wrote like a year ago that I posted below talking about how she and Vegeta are married and have a daughter together. Tuesday 7.59am "Goku and Vegeta" Candace doll.aol@jet .com Tuesday 8:05 AM "my love go's to vegeta he is smart nice and cares for his family i want a picture of vegeta love candace," Candace doll.aol@jet .com Wednesday 7.04am "im so happy to hear that you miss me you are the best husbun i had vegeta where are you i waht you back love Candace" Candace marsaol.com Thursday 7.24am "I GAVE MY LIFE TO YOU AND YOU GO OUT WIHT SARAH TIMOTHY COME HOME I MISS YOU IF YOU NEED MY HELP CALL ME SO HOW IS OUR KIDS I MISS THEM SO MUSH SO DID YOU MADE A MOVIE I SAW FIVE DAYS TO MIDNIGHT LOVE YOUR XWIFE CANDACE " Candace marsaol@.com Thursday 7.28AM "ILOVEYOU" (no name) MAY@54.COM Friday 6.45 AM "Vegeta,what is sarah going what did you do to her. She is in trouble and she needs help! I hope your happy because you kick our daughter out. Im not happy what you do to her is nuts you hurt her feels. We need to find her! She called me. how dare you show your face to me. Im not happy with you. Shes your daughter who ran away from home. love your xwife Candace" Hmm...Don't make DBZ weak,? Hmm....Make the girls, which are a part of DBZ, weak? Hmm! I think I am starting to get annoyed with the word "elite", all the people that write stupid things to me use it. I think THIS GUY is weak, whoever is writing to me, jeez get a life friend! The girls "get on your nerves?!" They are cartoons, how can they get on your nerves, just turn off the TV if they bother you! But this guy is defending all of the men and none of the girls, and he says, "vegeta is ugly and I like him", so I don't know where he's coming from anyway, Vegeta ain't half bad for a cartoon (second to Android 17, of course!). "I do not like what you are doing it is stupid, don't make dbz weak, keep it tough and not gay. Vegeta or goku is not gay, they are elite warriors and you should not put any dbz character down exept for bulma, or chi chi, because they are weak and get on my nerves because they try to boss people around and they are weak. Vegeta is tough and ugly and I like him. And Nappa Was commander and cheif of the whole saiyan army!!! You should make a cool DBZ site and not a immature one." Now, I haven't said this before, and I had to do some considering and recalling before I said this, but I think this person is possibly the STUPIDEST person we've ever heard from. You heard me, the stupidest. Seeing this guestbook entry, made me think, "God, I have to make fun of this idiot RIGHT NOW!!" So that's what I'm doing. I mean, GOD! Look at what I post in my Explanations page, it says, loud and clear at the top, "Please note that nearly everything in this section, like so many others, are LIES! It's only the truth for this site, exclusively, don't take it seriously, if you do, you are a moron that can't read." So, I am happy to announce, we officially have our first moron that can't read! vegeta and bulma belong together, thats why they have a second child and he stays with HER. We don't know if Vegeta and Bulma got married during those three mysterious years in the andriod saga or during the years Gohan growing up AND in the Buu saga, Vegeta is obviously in love with her. Plus, Goku had a heart diease, not a broken heart and in the andriod saga, he tells ChiChi that he loves her. If you were a true DBZ fan, you'd know that, loser. I almost didn't post this one, it's kind of sick and crazy. I have editted a little bit of it because I don't care for racism. If I get complaints about it maybe I will take it down. It's totally crazy and weird; why did he write to me?! "I wanna have a sex change operation & then A nationality change operation & become a cute, little, short, skinny Japanese girl . My hair'll be so long that it'll constantly get caught in the doors. I LOVE to be cuddled & I pure like a little kitty cat when I am cuddled. I sound like a 2-1/2 horsepower electric motor vibrating on a loose motor mount on which the bolts haven't been torqued up to 3-1/4 ft. lbs. of tightening energy. Its so thrilling & so much fun being a real live girlish, girly girl. I'd rather be a girl than a Piper Commanche twin engine airplane with a left engine that leaks oil like a seive. I have a cure for all....& I mean ALL drug addicts. Change them into girls & they'll have so much fun that they'll completely forget drugs. They'll be dancing through the streets & having tea parties & grinning insanely at everybody. The local constabulary'll be convinced that they're high on L.S.D.. " I think I understand what this guy is trying to say...but still.....huh? "Ello id just like to say i love youre site it great big yay fun! Oh me have proof Vegeta gay I have poof k. me heard real voices of vegeta. It go like this,(krillen) Kamehame h-hey! dont touch me their! (vegeta) scuse me mister hot pants. me get the sound when really say it from lime wire it be a song,video,etc. place dat poof of him gay bye bye!" Are they TRYING to look stupid? All this idiot is trying to do, is show off that he knows Dutch, (and I already knew the translation, thank you). Saying "good luck with the site, whatever it's about" is just stupid! He CHOSE to write that part, "...whatever it's about"; and OBVIOUSLY, that's not a smart thing to say. God, you IDIOT! "Hi! I was just checking out your "webmonster rantings", must say, some of these things are REALLY hilarious. ^o^ I didn't check your site out yet but I decided to mail you cause I saw this one: "Honestly speaking, this is one of the least-sensible things I've ever been sent. However, it DOES mean something in Dutch this site smels like shit and it sucks.JE hebt niet eens plaatjes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Well, I'm from Belgium so I speak dutch, if you want to know what the last sentance means, it's: "You don't even have pictures!" ^_^;; Hehe, wacko persons. Anyway, i'm off again. Byezzz, and good luck with the site, whatever it's really about..." Ha ha ha! This one is absolutely hilarious! Someone tries to write to the Love Castle, saying they are Vegeta. And saying they (Vegeta) are not gay, but that's pretty normal. The fun part is, at the end of this, they mention something about Bulma (their "wife") threatening to cancel his playgirl subscription. I've heard people make this mistake before, while speaking, (usually younger teens just discovering that whole "idea"). They say Playgirl, when they mean Playboy. Ha ha, Playgirl is a magazine with naked men in it! Not homosexual, he says. How dare you!@!! I am no gay homo!!!! I demand a retraction now!!!! I do no wish to commense in intimate sexual activities with Kakorotto!!! You will remove all of this crap before I blast you weakling!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A HOMO!!! Now, Bulma will pay you in return for the incriminating photographs via credit card. Sincerely, Prince Vegeta P.S. (Can I also have the ones of kakarotto? I'm not gay or anything, but Bulma says she will cancel my subscription to playgirl if I don't get them for Kakorotto.) I don't believe this person. I don't. I do NOT believe that they believe they will marry Vegeta in 2 weeks and have a kid. You know why? It is almost exactly the same as the next stupid email I placed in this section, (and that email has been there for a while now). Look at it, they're practically identical. Except I DO believe the first one I placed here, I beleieve they do believe in all they wrote to me, in all caps just below. "First of all i would like to say that your site is funny i really like it ...... but...... i am MADLY IN LOVE WITH VEGETA!!!! KILL BULMA! buwwwaaahhaaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!!! I love vegeta so much that i make fun of him. My friend hates Vegeta but i love him! So when i am around her i make fun of him but if he finds out then i am in deep dogey shit.......Vegeta and i are going to get married in 2 weeks i am very happy. I really hate Bulma. Vegeta's Ex-wife...... -_-() Vegeta and I are gonna have a baby and no we are not i repeat NOT gonna name it undergarments...... So basically I like your site but Vegeta is NOT gay." The part about this one that particularly pains me, is that, somewhere out there, there REALLY exists a mother, who beleives the man that concieved her child, is Vegeta. I really, REALLY feel for the poor, poor life that child will live, being taught she is the daughter of a cartoon character. "WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND DO YOU HAVE???!!!! PRINCE VEGETA AND I ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY TOGETHER, AND F.Y.I. VEGETA HAS ALREADY KILLED THAT MORON KAKARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRINCE VEGETA AND I HAVE A CHILD, LAYNA, WHO IS CURRENTLY 1 MONTH OLD. I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THIS SITE OFF IMMEADIATLY, BEFORE MY DAUGHTER IS EXPOSED TO THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!! THE PRINCE WILL HEAR OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS SITE AND DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I feel weak whenever I read this one. You see, I'VE hugged Vegeta before, too, or at least I THOUGHT I did, until I saw his beard bristles sticking out of his mask and his hairy belly hanging out. Then I wasn't so sure it really was Vegeta, even though he TOLD me he was. "I think your site SUCKS because I KNOW Vegeta ISN'T GAY!!!!!!I KNOW Vegeta is real, and I have PROOF! I know Vegeta isn't gay because I have HUGGED him before!!!!!!!!!!!! ! So JUST LEAVE him Alone, or he told me he'd Kill You!!!!!!!!!!" I've decided to put this one up here, because, aftaer ALL the verbal abuse I gotta take on this page, I DESERVE to get a compliment once in a while. And to top it off, a girl wrote this to me, a straight girl at that. She's not coming on to me or whatever. "YOUR SITE IS GREAT, VERY DIFFERNET :-) , KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! ALSO I HAD GONE INTO THE SECTION WITH YOUR PICTURE POSTED UP, YOU ARE A VERY PRETTY GIRL YOU SHOULD TRY MODELING! (JUST A SUGGESTION) C-YA" This does not offend me in any way, nor does it try to. I just think this song was so cute, and they wrote it just for me. "(a song) vegeta had to be gay, there was just no other way. Nappa,Raddizt,and Goku. Somebody stop him! Can you? He don't wan't to be a prince, he wan't to be a princess. You know , wearin' a tiara, and a dress. Even though you may not know, he does feel. He dates so many guys, heel boy,heel! This is the end of my song. Oh no! Vegeta's wearin' a thong! (By: Kacy Hilton,a Non-gay female DBZ Fan!)" ...Why did this person sign my guestbook...? "Funi Is You!! Buu Like! Buu Like! I no like Boy Call Gotenks, he bad to buu, He Try Kill buu. Buu also no like Bobiti....Buu no Know how To spell Boditi But Buu no like he, Buu Make Him Dead!!HAAA!! Do you think Buu Sexy?If you Think Buu Sexy Give Buu Kiss! If you no think Buu Sexy, Buu Make you dead!!HAHAHA!!Buu Like You Web Site, Buu Think It Funny!!Ok Buu Say Bye Bye, Bye Bye!!" This one is intrersting to me, because they write it in the form of a poem or a song. Vegeta and Trunks' girlfriends are upset with me, they even think I am a gay boy, though I GUESS, being a straight girl, one COULD say I am a gay boy in a girl's body. This gal is even a saiyan, so I'd better steer clear from her. She Kamehameha'd me, which IS odd that she can spell that but not 'boyfriend'. I guess she's been playing pretend a little too often lately, because she pretends way too seriously for her own good. And, for everyone's information: Kamehameha's are NOT gay, they like other female Kamehameha's; this girl told me so on the email. And they gave me their "boyfriend's" email, or so I assume, because princevegeta@hotmail.com is not their own email address, and I couldn't care less who it does belong to that they're so trying to make me offend. " I must agree with the guy that said you are gay. What have you done. Vegeta is my boyfrien you stupid fool!!! How dare you I hate you. By the way my friend thinks you are a asshole because you made fun of her boyfriend Trunks!!! By the way we are girls not gay boys like you you freak! We are saiyans and saiyans are not gay like you. We can also turn into oozarus that are not gay like u. Please send a letter that is not gay like you to princevegeta@hotmail.com By the way Kamehameha! That is not gay like u" Listen, everyone, there can only be ONE #1 Vegeta fan, so stop signing that as your name, because it seems that every other person that flames me IS the #1 Vegeta fan, but I think that spot should go to Bulma, with all due respect. Also, I am posting this one for all the rest of you that ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW OF DOING THIS: Do NOT make up some terrible email to me, then ASK me to post it, thinking of just how clever you are. YOU ARE NOT CLEVER, AND YOU ARE NOT TRYING SOMETHING NEW. I promise I will not post it here if you ask me to. Why would I do someone LIKE THAT a favor? "HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY BELOVED VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER ALIVE!!! WHY DONT YOU PICK ON SOME ONE ELSE? VEGETA IS REALLY CUTE AND I ADMIT HE CAN SOUND CONSTIPATED WHEN THEY SCREAM AND ALL, BUT LAY OFF THE GAY VEGETA JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN PUT THIS IN YOUR STUPID E-MAIL SECTION CAUSE I WANT EVERY 1 TO KNOW HOW STUPID THIS SITE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1 VEGETA FAN, (witheld)" I admit I enjoy rock music and even black clothes, but I'm not sure how to feel when someone insults me, but acts like it's a GOOD thing, like the Addams Family or something, you know, when one says, "You look wretched this morning" and the other one says, "Why, thank you". I'm not quite like that, but apparently this guy is, he wrote me twice on the same day. you are a twisted pyco. im glad im not alone . i also had a site like this but i couldnt keep up with it. you are a sick,pevered Basturd! im am trying to form a site/club devoted to this kid of thing. please e-mail me if youre intresed. my email is (witheld) I love this person. I mean, sure I've gotten my share of emails and guestbook signatures saying they liked my site, but this one person is different from all the others. She says it all so calmly, not with five or six exclamation points, but like she's used to the whole concept of this site. "Hi i am one of the people who know when a is joking. I really like this website cause i hate Gayegeta (vegeta). I always had thought he ws gay. when my friend told me about this site, i raced home to go to it. man was i laughing. everyday i come to this site first. u did a good job on it and do worry about those haters, i mean if they don't like this site, why did they come to it? well anyway i LOVE this whole site. Good,Good job." And, not only that, but she emails me twice, too. I love this person. "Hi i never liked Vegeta anyways. I had always thought vegeta was gay (no offence). He was raised only by men. I am glad someone has the humor to agree with me you can go ahead and use my quote even if my friends who love vegeta will see it. Hahaha" I'm very pleased to hear they liked the story. "i liked the story" This is probably one of the funniest set of emails I've gotten, these next two, both from the same person. 1. First I got this one, then emailed him back telling him how mad I was, notice the WEIRD GRAMMAR STYLE. It's very easy to telll a human without a life that obsesses over dbz from a normal person because one tendancy they sometimes have is calling Goku a loser, this means they actually view him the way Vegeta would. Not to mention his weird way of typing a period (.) before the last letter of a word. He also sent some very lewd, porno pics of Vegeta and Chi Chi to prove his point. AND the hunchback sent this to me on my birthday, so I'm doubly pissed. "Subject: YOUR SICK IF you think that vegeta in love whit that loser goku you need help and trunck and goten are 8 and 7 yars old I hope you know that gay.s will go to hell when they die and vegeta loves bulma they have two kid.s and you think the fate that vegeta HATE.S goku like I do besind.s he whant.s to kill goku I can oly hope and pray your not gay if you are I fill sorry for you by being gay you look forwerd to a hot and mirbel life aftor you die in the pint.s of HELL I fill very sorry for you . " 2. This is just so hilarious to me. The next day I got another email from this guy, saying it's not his fault, it was his "friend". Now that's a half-believable story, sort of, but LOOK AT THE GRAMMAR. It's the same, spelling and all. Sure, it was his "friend"....Hilarious. I give you an 'E', for excellant at cracking me up. "Subject: Im sorry but I didn,t sind you that my freind.s did plecs lisen Im thruly sorry but I didnot sind you this pic.s and I didnot email you I was not even home yesttorday I aupolgis for what my friend did it was wrong and im trully sorry your little bother saw this pic I prommes that my friend,s will naver email you agen I hope you can forgive me and them I am trully sorry for what they did SORRY " I'm sorry but no matter how hard I try I just can't understand what he's saying or why he's saying it. Piccolo isn't even on the site yet. "Name: Saiyanlover(call me Vejita But it's really me!Piccolo!) I (Piccolo) am NOT gay. don't even think about it! P.S I bet Vegeta that no one would ask me if I was gay,so if you ask,Vegeta has to pay me $5.00.(Ha Ha Ha!!) Web Site: Gohan Will kill me if he can't cheak his E-Mail E-mail: Forget it! I'm not telling you! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? ...I don't know. I'm only here to sighn the gest book...but I'll cheak it out. This annoying little person says, 'Oh, don't worry, I know flames are annoying, then flames me. Stupid idiot. AND THEN, she says 'oh yes, and visit my site please, thank you!'. Don't worry though, I was sure to tell her how much her site smelled like poop (because it did, trust me.) "i'm so sorry but i don't want this to sound like a flame cause i get plenty of those at my site and i know their annoying but i like to mock them well any who wtf were you smoking when u made this site i like vegeta and everything but this site is just messed up and vegeta is not i repeat NOT GAY!!!!!!!! wtf are u getting at bulma dressing up like a guy and him wanting goku man your messed up beyond anything remotely human i thought i felt sorry for this girl who liked the dub dbz episodes but u i pity you so much it hurts well thank you for your time buh bye now oh and please visit my site (Withheld) thankies " ...Yes...Anyway, the thing about this one is, even with copy and paste, it pains me to think of how long it took this person to write this. 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"HOW DARE YOU!!!! THIS IS SO STUPID WHAT A GAY WEBPAGE AND I REALLY MEAN THAT! YOU MUST SINK PRETTY LOW TO WRITE CRAP LIKE THAT! VEGETA IS ONE OF THE COOLEST CHARACTORS ON DBZ! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS...WAIT YOU MUST BE GAY TOO! " I never thought of it like that before! What a fool I've been, she's right. "this is NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it was a site of Vegeta/Bulma romance not disgusting CRAP you think you are so funny don't you?? well you are NOT" I understand if they are mad, everybody gets mad sometimes...but there are so many people out there who love Vegeta so much they want me to die...scary, man. "Subject: die you should die for that u bitch" I actually kind of like this one because it's kind of cute. They seem to have forgotten the use of the term 'an' when they called me an idiot. "You are a idiot! Vigeta is married to BULMA AND THEY HAVE A SON TRUNKS!!!!" I have so much "integrity" (a common webmonster term), I'm posting it in two different places in my site. Lucky you. "Screen Name: (Withheld) That's not my real name, but I must say, my god this site sucks. P.S. I guessing you disturbed little children don't have the integrity to actual post this message on your site." So, in other words, I'm a loopy weirdo and I'm wrong and incorrect...but the site, a creature of it's own, is okay. "i dont think vegeta is gay. vegeta is the best character on DBZ. and you are kinda weird, but as for the webpage, it was o.k....Punk off..." This one made me smile and laugh a little, but after a few seconds it got quiet and I got a little scared... "sweet merciful god jesus tap-dancing christ this sites funny its so funny....not only did i shit myself...i shit all over the elderly gentleman who is currently standing beside me. i dont think he even notices!!!!!" ...Especially after I got this e-mail the same day from the same person...P.S. It's been heavily edited. "DAMN MAN I LOVE YOUR WEB PAGE ITS FUCKING HALLARIOUS YOUR SHIT IS HOT..." ...I've been threatened by a cartoon character and someone who thinks he shares their powers... "Subject: u r evil u have problems how can u b so imature 2 vegeta! u will be sent to another dimension by vegeta and meeeeeeee" First I smiled...then I frowned.... "I've just encountered the Castle for the first time, and may I just say two things: 1) This explains A LOT. (The guys at planetnamek could use your investigative skills.) 2) The man. Is. Going. To. KILL you." This one made me feel like I had a big-league website going; I've seen so many of these up at places like Ginga Giri Giri and Planetnamek, huge-size font and all...it brought a smile to my lips. "YOUR PAGE................. SUCKS" I wrote so much all throughout my website to people like this...and they still don't get it. "i hate this site because i like vegeta.he is not gay and he has a wife:bulma!you people should be sued!" Yeah yeah, more people want me dead...But I've wondered this for a while now: would Vegeta really want or need to use his Gallet Gun as a SSJ4? "I will search the farthest reaches of the galaxy 2 hunt you down and make you feel the true power of a ssj4.You have condemned your pitiful,weak soul by desicrating the name of VEGETA!!!The GALLET GUN will soon taste the blood that flows through your pitiful veins!!! ------SEE YOU IN HELL------HAHAHAHAHAAA ... you will feel the wrath of an elite saiyan!!! " To be honest, I have no problem whatsoever with this person, honest-to-goodness fans always help. All of the following was written by the same individual. And there really were this many exclamation points. "SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? you and the nappa dates " "sweet site man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I visit every time I'm on the computer. I don't think it's wrong or sick though If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? HEEHEE the nappa dates " "this site is still amazing and alot of your theories are probably amazingly true! oh and to the girl/guy who says vegeta and bulma get married it never shows it (EVEN IN THE JAPANESE VERSOIN!) SO THEREFORE THE MOST LIKELY DON'T GET MARRIED! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? STIL THE NAPPA DATES AND THE CREATOR!!!!!! " Those Trunks fans...this exact message was sent maybe 5 or 6 times, both to email and in the 'book. Trunks wasn't even on the website yet when this was written. "I LIKE TRUNKS BECAUSE A SUPER SAIYAN IS SO SO CUTE " I would PAY MONEY to hear this person talk in real life, especially to hear them say "stupid". "i think this cite is stopid its not a official dragonball z cite" I'd have to say that's my favorite part of the site too... " Are you silly? What have you done with Vegeta?! Vegeta is not gay and Raditz, Nappa and Goku are not gay too!!! Vegeta has married Bulma and has two children!!! Goku has married Chichi!!!! I think you know nothing about Vegeta and that what you do is not funny!!!! Your site is the most motherfucking side in the whole wide world!!!!! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? Are you silly " Honestly speaking, this is one of the least-sensible things I've ever been sent. However, it DOES mean something in Dutch this site smels like shit and it sucks.JE hebt niet eens plaatjes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ONE of the least sensible..) " Your site sucks but its hilarious! Oh yeah you should put freezer (freeza, but i call him freezer all the time) in this page cause he IS gay! And another thing, Vegeta is MARRIED to BULMA retard!! " Don't worry, if this person DID demand that I quit, I would by all means, because I totally give a damn about her thoughts, especially considering her spelling abilities. "He Savannah, I must agreed that some of the parts from your site stinks, Vegeta is not gay, because he has married Bulma en has a son, Trunks and a dauhgter Bra. And, Goku, Radditz en Nappa are not gays to, they are really cool guys, not gays! So, I think that Vegeta is not a gay, but anyway I like your site. It is really funny. But please don't go any farder than this, than you will get only commants for hating you. You must know that there are many kids who like vegeta very much, so. I don't say that you must quit,but, keep that in mind, will you, from the other kids. Anyway, I enjoyd my stay..." |
Here at the Love Castle, we are often known as a "stand outtish" site because of our abnormal twist. I cannot say enough how often people have taken this website way too seriously for their own good. They believe everything they read, and believe, too, that we are actually calling their beloved Vegeta gay. The result: A small mob of angry viewers, who would like me to know Vegeta really is straight, not a man-hogging drag queen queer. Some people simply don't know where the line is between "JOKING" and "NOT JOKING"; and even more don't know that such a line exists. And don't forget to look at our new Goku vs. Vegeta section, where fans insult each other galore. As I said before, some of these are from our Guestbook (I doubt that most of you want to sift through all of our signatures in search of the juicy ones, so we've done that for you) and others are from our emails. In the case of emails, the names and addresses of the senders have been removed for their own good. Commentary made by yours truly, (Savannah) will be in black. The newest additions to this section will be at the top. WEBMONSTER is the name I have given to those webmasters and DBZ nerds (not fans, that truly appreciate DBZ, but NERDS) that just love nothing more than surfing the web in search of other websites to compare theirs to and criticize. They often have a screen name like "Super Sayin Prince" or "The True Prince of Sayins". Also they often like to refer to themselves as Vegeta, not in the fun way of just havng a screen name, but they call themselves Vegeta (or Bulma) and are just too serious about it, saying things similar to, "I will blast you to another dimension for this!". Often the webmasters have pathetically unpopular, small, stinky sites that post, "Vote 4 Me Plz!!" about 6 or 7 times per page. The majority of us have had the misfortune of coming across their sites in search of the good ones. |
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Here at the Love Castle, we are often known as a "stand outtish" site because of our abnormal twist. I cannot say enough how often people have taken this website way too seriously for their own good. They believe everything they read, and believe, too, that we are actually calling their beloved Vegeta gay. The result: A small mob of angry viewers, who would like me to know Vegeta really is straight, not a man-hogging drag queen queer. Some people simply don't know where the line is between "JOKING" and "NOT JOKING"; and even more don't know that such a line exists. And don't forget to look at our new Goku vs. Vegeta section, where fans insult each other galore. As I said before, some of these are from our Guestbook (I doubt that most of you want to sift through all of our signatures in search of the juicy ones, so we've done that for you) and others are from our emails. In the case of emails, the names and addresses of the senders have been removed for their own good. Commentary made by yours truly, (Savannah) will be in black. The newest additions to this section will be at the top. WEBMONSTER is the name I have given to those webmasters and DBZ nerds (not fans, that truly appreciate DBZ, but NERDS) that just love nothing more than surfing the web in search of other websites to compare theirs to and criticize. They often have a screen name like "Super Sayin Prince" or "The True Prince of Sayins". Also they often like to refer to themselves as Vegeta, not in the fun way of just havng a screen name, but they call themselves Vegeta (or Bulma) and are just too serious about it, saying things similar to, "I will blast you to another dimension for this!". Often the webmasters have pathetically unpopular, small, stinky sites that post, "Vote 4 Me Plz!!" about 6 or 7 times per page. The majority of us have had the misfortune of coming across their sites in search of the good ones. |
WEBMONSTER RANTINGS: (newest rantings will be at the top) Ha ha this has got to be one of my favorite webmonsters. This guy gets some idea in his head about making a Dragonball Z game, I have no idea how he intends to have a game like this made. But he gets all excited about this 'game' idea, and says we should make this great game. So he sends me like five emails, one after another, within minutes of each other, with all these ideas about the 'game'. But then at the end, he goes, "don't copy my idea, but please make the game". What?? "You should make a game just like your movies and graphics and have ever person in to Dragon ball to dragon ball Gt characters and have hidden characters like. Af people too only about five to be the least.And have inappropriate contact with they following people. chichi and goku wife husbands main characters in the story like videl and gohan. 18 and krillin. And the last person is the is the game is the 7 shadow dragons in the game all of them.And can play as chi chi and bulma and 18 when her baby is born. please send back please send back please" "oh yeah and make the really really really hard these following Android 8,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21super Android 13 and 17 other level or saga till it seem like they cheat but they don't at all just super hard" "oh yeah and in the dragon ball saga it going to have commander red, Assistant black, General blue, general white, General copper, captain violet, captain sliver,android 8,monster buyon, sergeant purple, mercenary tao, sergeant metallic, hasky " "please send back ASAP an please don't take my idea just make the game. and also in the game they can make the kamahma blast and or other blasts can you problem write my name in this know game hiw thought of it " I think this girl told me her age at the end so I might go easy on her? Well, yeah that's not quite the way I am, that just gives me more ammo in my reply to her. "Oh you poor thing, you are only 15, I will not be mean back to you then"? I think not...In my response, I'd mentioned that hopefully she will get some Proactiv for Christmas, and maybe then she will be a less hateful little 15 year old (she sent this to me on Christmas Eve). Ha ha, she wrote back and goes, "What does that Proactiv part you said mean?". I was feeling jolly I guess, so I did not elaborate any further to her what my intentions were in mentioning Proactiv, and even told her Merry Christmas (I think it made her feel guilty as she did not write back after that). "Errrrr!!! Don't you people have any shame? I mean how could you go through your miserable lives knowing you made this web site. And me I know you guys said that there is a fine line between joking and not-joking but ya'll have crossed that line. HOW DARE YOU!!! Saying that my precious Vegeta is gay. He is SO NOT GAY!!! I have been in love with vegeta for at least 7 years. I ever make up little day dreams in my head of me and him being together. You guys are discusting (edited) (edited) (edited) (edited)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.- For your information this is all coming of the heart of 15 teen year old girl." This guy and the one below it are so similar, in that they both try to back up their opinions with 'facts', like it's a really important argument they're being graded on or something. This guy acts like he has a PHD in Saiyinology. And the moron sent it to me from his work email, it included his direct phone number and fax number, but, being the nice lady that I am, I did not take advantage of that potentially fun information. "Good morning, Just so you know, I am a rather rabid fan of DBZ myself, but it is just a cartoon still. One question, why would you want to picture Son Gokou or Vejiita having the hots for one another? I'm not here to spit bile or venom, but the thought of that alone is rather repulsive. Also, Gokou married Chi Chi, before Dragonball Z began. Before he and Chi Chi ever had Gohan... That's well before the Android Saga, and Well before he even met Vejiita. Also, the reason Vejiita never married Bulma is because she is his 'mate.' Saiyajin don't get married... They mate once, and for life, or until their partner dies... And Vejiita would probably try to destroy the universe if Bulma died and Goku wasn't around to stop him..." God this person is SUCH a nerd, I mean, he's like the king of nerds. He gave me a link to some dictionary website, and spent all this time writing a big long email about how he thinks my website is not funny and like, explaining himself and everything, like on an English paper for school. Let me tell you, if I hated someone's website, I would get away from it as quickly as I could, not spend like 45 minutes writing some super-dorky-trying-to-sound-more-educated-than-me email (I cut out some parts of the email because it was too long and boring to put all of it here). God, if you feel 'uncomfortable' with this site's theme, just leave me alone! Don't look at it! Don't waste your time getting older and aging as you type some stupid email to me saying how displeased you are about something. If anything, it will make me HAPPY that my site made you UNHAPPY. "To Whom it May Concern, I realize you intend for your site to be a joke, but one thing confuses me, if it's a joke----why is it in no way funny? Yourdictionary.com defines "joke" as- 1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. 2. A mischievous trick; a prank. Using this as a guide, I can't make one connection between your site, and any off-shoot of the definition. Perhaps the first part "Something said or done TO envoke..." As I'm sure you might've thought it was funny if you huffed paint fumes or something, but really, it's just plain lame. I suppose the fourth definition may also fit "Something not to be taken seriously." While that's an informal use, and thusly should not be used when referring to a public, formal page, whatever, it's clear whoever is at the center of this universe of crap, was not thinking clearly. If your site was made any stupider, there exists a potential that it could be genius on a level most people just don't get, but alas, it's just stupid. There's my opinion, it's also correct, the only correct opinion out there." I know this person is mad at me, but I don't care, I just LOVE it, and it's cute little mad face they used. "I am the imfamous Nappas daughter and well...HE IS NOT GAY! as you depict him. I mean how could you? Thats my dad for cryin out loud!!!! Plz feel free to E-mail me at nappasdaughter@yahoo.com Thanx" Now this guy really pulls at my smartness strings. It's all messed up. He knows how to spell words like "Saiyan" and "Vegeta", but he can't spell words like "guestbook" and "biggest". That's not right, his mama ought to smack him for his priorities being so out of whack. He posted twice in my guestbook, saying how much he doesn't like the site. But....I can't really blame him for his dumbness, maybe he can't read where I write that the content on my site is a joke and made up. These insults are coming from someone that has a "Harry Potter meets DBZ" section on his site... "VEGETA ISN"T GAY!! I CAN PROVE THAT ALL OF THE SHIT THAT'S ON THIS FUCKIN SITE IN WRONG!! YOU SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR BEING SO CRUEL TO THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS!!!!!!" "WHY DID YOU MAKE ALL OF THESE HORABLE PICTURES!!! VEGETA IS NOT GAY OR A GIRL" Wow, wow what a fruitcake. This lady signs my guestbook again and again, I'm sure it's all her. Nonetheless, it is kind of disturbing, especially as it progresses, and her emails keep changing...I hope no one is really "in trouble" like the crazy lady said. I almost think it's the same person that wrote like a year ago that I posted below talking about how she and Vegeta are married and have a daughter together. Tuesday 7.59am "Goku and Vegeta" Candace doll.aol@jet .com Tuesday 8:05 AM "my love go's to vegeta he is smart nice and cares for his family i want a picture of vegeta love candace," Candace doll.aol@jet .com Wednesday 7.04am "im so happy to hear that you miss me you are the best husbun i had vegeta where are you i waht you back love Candace" Candace marsaol.com Thursday 7.24am "I GAVE MY LIFE TO YOU AND YOU GO OUT WIHT SARAH TIMOTHY COME HOME I MISS YOU IF YOU NEED MY HELP CALL ME SO HOW IS OUR KIDS I MISS THEM SO MUSH SO DID YOU MADE A MOVIE I SAW FIVE DAYS TO MIDNIGHT LOVE YOUR XWIFE CANDACE " Candace marsaol@.com Thursday 7.28AM "ILOVEYOU" (no name) MAY@54.COM Friday 6.45 AM "Vegeta,what is sarah going what did you do to her. She is in trouble and she needs help! I hope your happy because you kick our daughter out. Im not happy what you do to her is nuts you hurt her feels. We need to find her! She called me. how dare you show your face to me. Im not happy with you. Shes your daughter who ran away from home. love your xwife Candace" Hmm...Don't make DBZ weak,? Hmm....Make the girls, which are a part of DBZ, weak? Hmm! I think I am starting to get annoyed with the word "elite", all the people that write stupid things to me use it. I think THIS GUY is weak, whoever is writing to me, jeez get a life friend! The girls "get on your nerves?!" They are cartoons, how can they get on your nerves, just turn off the TV if they bother you! But this guy is defending all of the men and none of the girls, and he says, "vegeta is ugly and I like him", so I don't know where he's coming from anyway, Vegeta ain't half bad for a cartoon (second to Android 17, of course!). "I do not like what you are doing it is stupid, don't make dbz weak, keep it tough and not gay. Vegeta or goku is not gay, they are elite warriors and you should not put any dbz character down exept for bulma, or chi chi, because they are weak and get on my nerves because they try to boss people around and they are weak. Vegeta is tough and ugly and I like him. And Nappa Was commander and cheif of the whole saiyan army!!! You should make a cool DBZ site and not a immature one." Now, I haven't said this before, and I had to do some considering and recalling before I said this, but I think this person is possibly the STUPIDEST person we've ever heard from. You heard me, the stupidest. Seeing this guestbook entry, made me think, "God, I have to make fun of this idiot RIGHT NOW!!" So that's what I'm doing. I mean, GOD! Look at what I post in my Explanations page, it says, loud and clear at the top, "Please note that nearly everything in this section, like so many others, are LIES! It's only the truth for this site, exclusively, don't take it seriously, if you do, you are a moron that can't read." So, I am happy to announce, we officially have our first moron that can't read! vegeta and bulma belong together, thats why they have a second child and he stays with HER. We don't know if Vegeta and Bulma got married during those three mysterious years in the andriod saga or during the years Gohan growing up AND in the Buu saga, Vegeta is obviously in love with her. Plus, Goku had a heart diease, not a broken heart and in the andriod saga, he tells ChiChi that he loves her. If you were a true DBZ fan, you'd know that, loser. I almost didn't post this one, it's kind of sick and crazy. I have editted a little bit of it because I don't care for racism. If I get complaints about it maybe I will take it down. It's totally crazy and weird; why did he write to me?! "I wanna have a sex change operation & then A nationality change operation & become a cute, little, short, skinny Japanese girl . My hair'll be so long that it'll constantly get caught in the doors. I LOVE to be cuddled & I pure like a little kitty cat when I am cuddled. I sound like a 2-1/2 horsepower electric motor vibrating on a loose motor mount on which the bolts haven't been torqued up to 3-1/4 ft. lbs. of tightening energy. Its so thrilling & so much fun being a real live girlish, girly girl. I'd rather be a girl than a Piper Commanche twin engine airplane with a left engine that leaks oil like a seive. I have a cure for all....& I mean ALL drug addicts. Change them into girls & they'll have so much fun that they'll completely forget drugs. They'll be dancing through the streets & having tea parties & grinning insanely at everybody. The local constabulary'll be convinced that they're high on L.S.D.. " I think I understand what this guy is trying to say...but still.....huh? "Ello id just like to say i love youre site it great big yay fun! Oh me have proof Vegeta gay I have poof k. me heard real voices of vegeta. It go like this,(krillen) Kamehame h-hey! dont touch me their! (vegeta) scuse me mister hot pants. me get the sound when really say it from lime wire it be a song,video,etc. place dat poof of him gay bye bye!" Are they TRYING to look stupid? All this idiot is trying to do, is show off that he knows Dutch, (and I already knew the translation, thank you). Saying "good luck with the site, whatever it's about" is just stupid! He CHOSE to write that part, "...whatever it's about"; and OBVIOUSLY, that's not a smart thing to say. God, you IDIOT! "Hi! I was just checking out your "webmonster rantings", must say, some of these things are REALLY hilarious. ^o^ I didn't check your site out yet but I decided to mail you cause I saw this one: "Honestly speaking, this is one of the least-sensible things I've ever been sent. However, it DOES mean something in Dutch this site smels like shit and it sucks.JE hebt niet eens plaatjes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Well, I'm from Belgium so I speak dutch, if you want to know what the last sentance means, it's: "You don't even have pictures!" ^_^;; Hehe, wacko persons. Anyway, i'm off again. Byezzz, and good luck with the site, whatever it's really about..." Ha ha ha! This one is absolutely hilarious! Someone tries to write to the Love Castle, saying they are Vegeta. And saying they (Vegeta) are not gay, but that's pretty normal. The fun part is, at the end of this, they mention something about Bulma (their "wife") threatening to cancel his playgirl subscription. I've heard people make this mistake before, while speaking, (usually younger teens just discovering that whole "idea"). They say Playgirl, when they mean Playboy. Ha ha, Playgirl is a magazine with naked men in it! Not homosexual, he says. How dare you!@!! I am no gay homo!!!! I demand a retraction now!!!! I do no wish to commense in intimate sexual activities with Kakorotto!!! You will remove all of this crap before I blast you weakling!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A HOMO!!! Now, Bulma will pay you in return for the incriminating photographs via credit card. Sincerely, Prince Vegeta P.S. (Can I also have the ones of kakarotto? I'm not gay or anything, but Bulma says she will cancel my subscription to playgirl if I don't get them for Kakorotto.) I don't believe this person. I don't. I do NOT believe that they believe they will marry Vegeta in 2 weeks and have a kid. You know why? It is almost exactly the same as the next stupid email I placed in this section, (and that email has been there for a while now). Look at it, they're practically identical. Except I DO believe the first one I placed here, I beleieve they do believe in all they wrote to me, in all caps just below. "First of all i would like to say that your site is funny i really like it ...... but...... i am MADLY IN LOVE WITH VEGETA!!!! KILL BULMA! buwwwaaahhaaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!!! I love vegeta so much that i make fun of him. My friend hates Vegeta but i love him! So when i am around her i make fun of him but if he finds out then i am in deep dogey shit.......Vegeta and i are going to get married in 2 weeks i am very happy. I really hate Bulma. Vegeta's Ex-wife...... -_-() Vegeta and I are gonna have a baby and no we are not i repeat NOT gonna name it undergarments...... So basically I like your site but Vegeta is NOT gay." The part about this one that particularly pains me, is that, somewhere out there, there REALLY exists a mother, who beleives the man that concieved her child, is Vegeta. I really, REALLY feel for the poor, poor life that child will live, being taught she is the daughter of a cartoon character. "WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND DO YOU HAVE???!!!! PRINCE VEGETA AND I ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY TOGETHER, AND F.Y.I. VEGETA HAS ALREADY KILLED THAT MORON KAKARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRINCE VEGETA AND I HAVE A CHILD, LAYNA, WHO IS CURRENTLY 1 MONTH OLD. I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THIS SITE OFF IMMEADIATLY, BEFORE MY DAUGHTER IS EXPOSED TO THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!! THE PRINCE WILL HEAR OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS SITE AND DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I feel weak whenever I read this one. You see, I'VE hugged Vegeta before, too, or at least I THOUGHT I did, until I saw his beard bristles sticking out of his mask and his hairy belly hanging out. Then I wasn't so sure it really was Vegeta, even though he TOLD me he was. "I think your site SUCKS because I KNOW Vegeta ISN'T GAY!!!!!!I KNOW Vegeta is real, and I have PROOF! I know Vegeta isn't gay because I have HUGGED him before!!!!!!!!!!!! ! So JUST LEAVE him Alone, or he told me he'd Kill You!!!!!!!!!!" I've decided to put this one up here, because, aftaer ALL the verbal abuse I gotta take on this page, I DESERVE to get a compliment once in a while. And to top it off, a girl wrote this to me, a straight girl at that. She's not coming on to me or whatever. "YOUR SITE IS GREAT, VERY DIFFERNET :-) , KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! ALSO I HAD GONE INTO THE SECTION WITH YOUR PICTURE POSTED UP, YOU ARE A VERY PRETTY GIRL YOU SHOULD TRY MODELING! (JUST A SUGGESTION) C-YA" This does not offend me in any way, nor does it try to. I just think this song was so cute, and they wrote it just for me. "(a song) vegeta had to be gay, there was just no other way. Nappa,Raddizt,and Goku. Somebody stop him! Can you? He don't wan't to be a prince, he wan't to be a princess. You know , wearin' a tiara, and a dress. Even though you may not know, he does feel. He dates so many guys, heel boy,heel! This is the end of my song. Oh no! Vegeta's wearin' a thong! (By: Kacy Hilton,a Non-gay female DBZ Fan!)" ...Why did this person sign my guestbook...? "Funi Is You!! Buu Like! Buu Like! I no like Boy Call Gotenks, he bad to buu, He Try Kill buu. Buu also no like Bobiti....Buu no Know how To spell Boditi But Buu no like he, Buu Make Him Dead!!HAAA!! Do you think Buu Sexy?If you Think Buu Sexy Give Buu Kiss! If you no think Buu Sexy, Buu Make you dead!!HAHAHA!!Buu Like You Web Site, Buu Think It Funny!!Ok Buu Say Bye Bye, Bye Bye!!" This one is intrersting to me, because they write it in the form of a poem or a song. Vegeta and Trunks' girlfriends are upset with me, they even think I am a gay boy, though I GUESS, being a straight girl, one COULD say I am a gay boy in a girl's body. This gal is even a saiyan, so I'd better steer clear from her. She Kamehameha'd me, which IS odd that she can spell that but not 'boyfriend'. I guess she's been playing pretend a little too often lately, because she pretends way too seriously for her own good. And, for everyone's information: Kamehameha's are NOT gay, they like other female Kamehameha's; this girl told me so on the email. And they gave me their "boyfriend's" email, or so I assume, because princevegeta@hotmail.com is not their own email address, and I couldn't care less who it does belong to that they're so trying to make me offend. " I must agree with the guy that said you are gay. What have you done. Vegeta is my boyfrien you stupid fool!!! How dare you I hate you. By the way my friend thinks you are a asshole because you made fun of her boyfriend Trunks!!! By the way we are girls not gay boys like you you freak! We are saiyans and saiyans are not gay like you. We can also turn into oozarus that are not gay like u. Please send a letter that is not gay like you to princevegeta@hotmail.com By the way Kamehameha! That is not gay like u" Listen, everyone, there can only be ONE #1 Vegeta fan, so stop signing that as your name, because it seems that every other person that flames me IS the #1 Vegeta fan, but I think that spot should go to Bulma, with all due respect. Also, I am posting this one for all the rest of you that ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW OF DOING THIS: Do NOT make up some terrible email to me, then ASK me to post it, thinking of just how clever you are. YOU ARE NOT CLEVER, AND YOU ARE NOT TRYING SOMETHING NEW. I promise I will not post it here if you ask me to. Why would I do someone LIKE THAT a favor? "HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY BELOVED VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER ALIVE!!! WHY DONT YOU PICK ON SOME ONE ELSE? VEGETA IS REALLY CUTE AND I ADMIT HE CAN SOUND CONSTIPATED WHEN THEY SCREAM AND ALL, BUT LAY OFF THE GAY VEGETA JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN PUT THIS IN YOUR STUPID E-MAIL SECTION CAUSE I WANT EVERY 1 TO KNOW HOW STUPID THIS SITE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1 VEGETA FAN, (witheld)" I admit I enjoy rock music and even black clothes, but I'm not sure how to feel when someone insults me, but acts like it's a GOOD thing, like the Addams Family or something, you know, when one says, "You look wretched this morning" and the other one says, "Why, thank you". I'm not quite like that, but apparently this guy is, he wrote me twice on the same day. you are a twisted pyco. im glad im not alone . i also had a site like this but i couldnt keep up with it. you are a sick,pevered Basturd! im am trying to form a site/club devoted to this kid of thing. please e-mail me if youre intresed. my email is (witheld) I love this person. I mean, sure I've gotten my share of emails and guestbook signatures saying they liked my site, but this one person is different from all the others. She says it all so calmly, not with five or six exclamation points, but like she's used to the whole concept of this site. "Hi i am one of the people who know when a is joking. I really like this website cause i hate Gayegeta (vegeta). I always had thought he ws gay. when my friend told me about this site, i raced home to go to it. man was i laughing. everyday i come to this site first. u did a good job on it and do worry about those haters, i mean if they don't like this site, why did they come to it? well anyway i LOVE this whole site. Good,Good job." And, not only that, but she emails me twice, too. I love this person. "Hi i never liked Vegeta anyways. I had always thought vegeta was gay (no offence). He was raised only by men. I am glad someone has the humor to agree with me you can go ahead and use my quote even if my friends who love vegeta will see it. Hahaha" I'm very pleased to hear they liked the story. "i liked the story" This is probably one of the funniest set of emails I've gotten, these next two, both from the same person. 1. First I got this one, then emailed him back telling him how mad I was, notice the WEIRD GRAMMAR STYLE. It's very easy to telll a human without a life that obsesses over dbz from a normal person because one tendancy they sometimes have is calling Goku a loser, this means they actually view him the way Vegeta would. Not to mention his weird way of typing a period (.) before the last letter of a word. He also sent some very lewd, porno pics of Vegeta and Chi Chi to prove his point. AND the hunchback sent this to me on my birthday, so I'm doubly pissed. "Subject: YOUR SICK IF you think that vegeta in love whit that loser goku you need help and trunck and goten are 8 and 7 yars old I hope you know that gay.s will go to hell when they die and vegeta loves bulma they have two kid.s and you think the fate that vegeta HATE.S goku like I do besind.s he whant.s to kill goku I can oly hope and pray your not gay if you are I fill sorry for you by being gay you look forwerd to a hot and mirbel life aftor you die in the pint.s of HELL I fill very sorry for you . " 2. This is just so hilarious to me. The next day I got another email from this guy, saying it's not his fault, it was his "friend". Now that's a half-believable story, sort of, but LOOK AT THE GRAMMAR. It's the same, spelling and all. Sure, it was his "friend"....Hilarious. I give you an 'E', for excellant at cracking me up. "Subject: Im sorry but I didn,t sind you that my freind.s did plecs lisen Im thruly sorry but I didnot sind you this pic.s and I didnot email you I was not even home yesttorday I aupolgis for what my friend did it was wrong and im trully sorry your little bother saw this pic I prommes that my friend,s will naver email you agen I hope you can forgive me and them I am trully sorry for what they did SORRY " I'm sorry but no matter how hard I try I just can't understand what he's saying or why he's saying it. Piccolo isn't even on the site yet. "Name: Saiyanlover(call me Vejita But it's really me!Piccolo!) I (Piccolo) am NOT gay. don't even think about it! P.S I bet Vegeta that no one would ask me if I was gay,so if you ask,Vegeta has to pay me $5.00.(Ha Ha Ha!!) Web Site: Gohan Will kill me if he can't cheak his E-Mail E-mail: Forget it! I'm not telling you! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? ...I don't know. I'm only here to sighn the gest book...but I'll cheak it out. This annoying little person says, 'Oh, don't worry, I know flames are annoying, then flames me. Stupid idiot. AND THEN, she says 'oh yes, and visit my site please, thank you!'. Don't worry though, I was sure to tell her how much her site smelled like poop (because it did, trust me.) "i'm so sorry but i don't want this to sound like a flame cause i get plenty of those at my site and i know their annoying but i like to mock them well any who wtf were you smoking when u made this site i like vegeta and everything but this site is just messed up and vegeta is not i repeat NOT GAY!!!!!!!! wtf are u getting at bulma dressing up like a guy and him wanting goku man your messed up beyond anything remotely human i thought i felt sorry for this girl who liked the dub dbz episodes but u i pity you so much it hurts well thank you for your time buh bye now oh and please visit my site (Withheld) thankies " ...Yes...Anyway, the thing about this one is, even with copy and paste, it pains me to think of how long it took this person to write this. 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"HOW DARE YOU!!!! THIS IS SO STUPID WHAT A GAY WEBPAGE AND I REALLY MEAN THAT! YOU MUST SINK PRETTY LOW TO WRITE CRAP LIKE THAT! VEGETA IS ONE OF THE COOLEST CHARACTORS ON DBZ! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS...WAIT YOU MUST BE GAY TOO! " I never thought of it like that before! What a fool I've been, she's right. "this is NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it was a site of Vegeta/Bulma romance not disgusting CRAP you think you are so funny don't you?? well you are NOT" I understand if they are mad, everybody gets mad sometimes...but there are so many people out there who love Vegeta so much they want me to die...scary, man. "Subject: die you should die for that u bitch" I actually kind of like this one because it's kind of cute. They seem to have forgotten the use of the term 'an' when they called me an idiot. "You are a idiot! Vigeta is married to BULMA AND THEY HAVE A SON TRUNKS!!!!" I have so much "integrity" (a common webmonster term), I'm posting it in two different places in my site. Lucky you. "Screen Name: (Withheld) That's not my real name, but I must say, my god this site sucks. P.S. I guessing you disturbed little children don't have the integrity to actual post this message on your site." So, in other words, I'm a loopy weirdo and I'm wrong and incorrect...but the site, a creature of it's own, is okay. "i dont think vegeta is gay. vegeta is the best character on DBZ. and you are kinda weird, but as for the webpage, it was o.k....Punk off..." This one made me smile and laugh a little, but after a few seconds it got quiet and I got a little scared... "sweet merciful god jesus tap-dancing christ this sites funny its so funny....not only did i shit myself...i shit all over the elderly gentleman who is currently standing beside me. i dont think he even notices!!!!!" ...Especially after I got this e-mail the same day from the same person...P.S. It's been heavily edited. "DAMN MAN I LOVE YOUR WEB PAGE ITS FUCKING HALLARIOUS YOUR SHIT IS HOT..." ...I've been threatened by a cartoon character and someone who thinks he shares their powers... "Subject: u r evil u have problems how can u b so imature 2 vegeta! u will be sent to another dimension by vegeta and meeeeeeee" First I smiled...then I frowned.... "I've just encountered the Castle for the first time, and may I just say two things: 1) This explains A LOT. (The guys at planetnamek could use your investigative skills.) 2) The man. Is. Going. To. KILL you." This one made me feel like I had a big-league website going; I've seen so many of these up at places like Ginga Giri Giri and Planetnamek, huge-size font and all...it brought a smile to my lips. "YOUR PAGE................. SUCKS" I wrote so much all throughout my website to people like this...and they still don't get it. "i hate this site because i like vegeta.he is not gay and he has a wife:bulma!you people should be sued!" Yeah yeah, more people want me dead...But I've wondered this for a while now: would Vegeta really want or need to use his Gallet Gun as a SSJ4? "I will search the farthest reaches of the galaxy 2 hunt you down and make you feel the true power of a ssj4.You have condemned your pitiful,weak soul by desicrating the name of VEGETA!!!The GALLET GUN will soon taste the blood that flows through your pitiful veins!!! ------SEE YOU IN HELL------HAHAHAHAHAAA ... you will feel the wrath of an elite saiyan!!! " To be honest, I have no problem whatsoever with this person, honest-to-goodness fans always help. All of the following was written by the same individual. And there really were this many exclamation points. "SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? you and the nappa dates " "sweet site man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I visit every time I'm on the computer. I don't think it's wrong or sick though If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? HEEHEE the nappa dates " "this site is still amazing and alot of your theories are probably amazingly true! oh and to the girl/guy who says vegeta and bulma get married it never shows it (EVEN IN THE JAPANESE VERSOIN!) SO THEREFORE THE MOST LIKELY DON'T GET MARRIED! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? STIL THE NAPPA DATES AND THE CREATOR!!!!!! " Those Trunks fans...this exact message was sent maybe 5 or 6 times, both to email and in the 'book. Trunks wasn't even on the website yet when this was written. "I LIKE TRUNKS BECAUSE A SUPER SAIYAN IS SO SO CUTE " I would PAY MONEY to hear this person talk in real life, especially to hear them say "stupid". "i think this cite is stopid its not a official dragonball z cite" I'd have to say that's my favorite part of the site too... " Are you silly? What have you done with Vegeta?! Vegeta is not gay and Raditz, Nappa and Goku are not gay too!!! Vegeta has married Bulma and has two children!!! Goku has married Chichi!!!! I think you know nothing about Vegeta and that what you do is not funny!!!! Your site is the most motherfucking side in the whole wide world!!!!! If entering a POSITIVE comment, what did you like best about the site? Are you silly " Honestly speaking, this is one of the least-sensible things I've ever been sent. However, it DOES mean something in Dutch this site smels like shit and it sucks.JE hebt niet eens plaatjes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ONE of the least sensible..) " Your site sucks but its hilarious! Oh yeah you should put freezer (freeza, but i call him freezer all the time) in this page cause he IS gay! And another thing, Vegeta is MARRIED to BULMA retard!! " Don't worry, if this person DID demand that I quit, I would by all means, because I totally give a damn about her thoughts, especially considering her spelling abilities. "He Savannah, I must agreed that some of the parts from your site stinks, Vegeta is not gay, because he has married Bulma en has a son, Trunks and a dauhgter Bra. And, Goku, Radditz en Nappa are not gays to, they are really cool guys, not gays! So, I think that Vegeta is not a gay, but anyway I like your site. It is really funny. But please don't go any farder than this, than you will get only commants for hating you. You must know that there are many kids who like vegeta very much, so. I don't say that you must quit,but, keep that in mind, will you, from the other kids. Anyway, I enjoyd my stay..." |
Comics of Love Proof & Explanations Guest Book Contact & Misc. |
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